Leighton Meester, born in prison. What's with John Mayer's hair?

Saw the new US Weekly Cover at the grocery store just now! Leighton Meester's mom was a drug smuggler who gave birth to Leighton in prison. That's pretty scandalicious, right?
Valeah doesn't share my excitement.

10:29 PM Danielle: http://www.usmagazine.com/news/exclusive-leighton-meester-my-mother-was-always-there-for-me

10:32 PM Valeah: my only reaction to this Us Weekly cover is what's wrong with John Mayer's hair Danielle: WHAT?

LEIGHTON MEESTER

BORN IN PRISON

DRUG SMUGGLING MOTHER

10:33 PM Valeah: he looks like Johnny Quest